The Madness of The Edinburgh Festival with Diane Spencer
by Kara Segedin
Which festival combines a grand military showcase with music, theatre, fireworks, comedy and the bizarre? None other than the Edinburgh Festival! 
Made up of 12 different festivals including the Military Tattoo, International Festival and Fringe, Edinburgh is world’s largest cultural event.
During festivities the city’s main street, the Royal Mile, becomes a Mecca for performers as every bar, restaurant and available space is transformed into a venue for arts of all kinds.
On the back of a 4 star review at last year’s Fringe, British (and one time Kiwi) comedian Diane Spencer will be entertaining the crowds with her latest hilarious (and sometimes shocking) offering - All-pervading Madness.
Topdeck sat down with Di to chat about her experiences in Edinburgh...
How many times have you performed at Fringe?
This is my third annual visit in a row - third time's a charm they say too. This year better pull something special out!
What makes the Edinburgh Festival so unique?
It's the largest arts festival in the world, in the hilliest place in the world, which means that you get a fair amount of walking in. Though I wonder how disabled access friendly it is. There are lots of steps and I've seen some muscular dudes in wheelchairs pushing the "long way" round up slopes.
Anyway (totally distracted) - the city of Edinburgh is also beautiful, historic - there's the Edinburgh Military Tattoo, and because this festival operates at many tiers, you can usually find something to meet your budget. You can splash out and go see loads of famous comedians in big beautiful venues or you can plunder through the free Fringe programme. It's really unique because it's so large, there's something for everyone.
Best Edinburgh Fest experience?
That day I got my first four star review. My Mum sent me the text all in capitals with the word "FANTASTIC!" She was really proud, I was so chuffed. It was lovely - because that's like an end of year exam, or a job appraisal. You've been working so hard all year and then you get examined!
Worst Edinburgh Fest experience?
A couple of boys stole my phone and purse from my bag when I was onstage. It was such a violating feeling. Then to have to go to the police station, cancel all my cards, and it was raining of course. You just have to keep an eye on things.
What have been some of your festival highlights?
I've seen so many brilliant performances from a variety of sources - some in the theatre, but once, I was walking up the Royal Mile, it was oddly a quiet time of night, and suddenly the sky exploded in fireworks and I sort of just fell in love with the feeling and stood there on the street just being the happiest person on the planet.
Who are you most looking forward to seeing perform?
I enjoy Asher Treleaven, an Aussie Comic. Also like vintage diva Lili La Scala. The Boy with Tape on his Face has a new show too, and he's a Kiwi. I'll definitely catch Carey Marx's new show - I've sort of made it a tradition to see his show each year. Oo, and Nick Helm, he's always good fun.
Where do you go to get a bite to eat?
For the ultimate steak, but obviously at a price, you have to go to the Scotsman Hotel brasserie. Proper HUGE bit of
cow. In terms of amazing coffee - the Wellington Coffee house on George Street. They also do really nice warm scones with jam and clotted cream.
What are your must-see sights in Edinburgh?
Just by walking around this beautiful city you come across really interesting and wonderful items. I did take a trip into the Edinburgh Dungeons one year - that was gruesome but fun.
Why should people come and see you?
Because I am hilariously funny, silly, rude, naughty and funny AGAIN. Also this year I won an award, the Chortle Best Newcomer 2011, and then this show, which I'm performing at Edinburgh now, was nominated for "Best Comedy (Emerging)" at the Adelaide Fringe Awards. So I'm funny now!
Tell us a joke....
I'll have to invoice you for that if I do.
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Diane Spencer: All-pervading Madness
Venue: Gilded Balloon
Dates: 3-28 Aug (no show on the 16th)
Time: 5.45pm
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